As imagined by my hilarious friend Jennifer.*
“No, Joseph, come on, you can father the next one! Come on…give me a smile. How ’bout a high five?”
“My eggs are cage free, natural born and harvested by full moonlight. Each egg comes with a certificate of authenticity.”
Is this not the most demented looking nativity figure you’ve ever seen? #panpiperwillmurderyouinyoursleep
“All I’m saying, Melchior, is that I better get sainthood for this ish.”
“Sooo what are you doing later? My camel’s right over there, seats two.”
“Gaspar, this is incredibly inappropriate.”
*Just for fun, folks, no offense meant! I’m a card-carrying Christian, or I would be if they handed out cards.